You have an appointment to donate sperm to the sperm bank today. The technician gives you a quick overview of what to expect with the procedure, before leaving you to do your business.

When she returns, she announces that it is time for the next phase of your donation; the penectomy. You seem surprised, did you not read the fine print? You will be donating both your sperm and your cock today. With a few quick slices, she lops off your dick!