*Custom clip; the name Timmy is used several times*

I'm hiring you as my new Pedicurist's Assistant in a nail salon that I own. Now, I use the word "hire" loosely, as you won't be getting paid much, if anything. Your work load will be great, and I expect you to do ANYTHING it takes to please the women who come into my salon. Your duties will be cleaning feet with your tongue, as well as eating the foot dust. There will be no complaints.

*Custom clip; the name Timmy is used several times*

I'm hiring you as my new Pedicurist's Assistant in a nail salon that I own. Now, I use the word "hire" loosely, as you won't be getting paid much, if anything. Your work load will be great, and I expect you to do ANYTHING it takes to please the women who come into my salon. Your duties will be cleaning feet with your tongue, as well as eating the foot dust. There will be no complaints.