I know we're not the type to celebrate Valentine's day, but I have an idea to mark the occasion, and our commitment to each other. Some will think it's extreme, but you know me and what I enjoy.

Chastity has been fun, but I want to deepen the experience for both of us. I want to take your testicles off. Castration as a sign of our love, of your devotion to me. How sexy and romantic! I have just the tool for the job. After explaining what it means to me, I'm elated to know that you feel the same way. I'm so excited to take such a drastic, permanent step in our relationship.

Gender neutral language.