You fantasize about lopping off your dick someday, yet we both know you don't have the nerve to follow through. So you could say, you don't even deserve to have the penis you so wish to annihilate. It's one thing to be a pervert with a penectomy fetish, but you have that added layer of being all talk and no action? Pathetic, disappointing. You owe it to your dick to get rid of it, you are unworthy of having a cock.

Uses gender neutral language.