I've snuck away from the house to secretly eat a whole meal of fast food that I'm not supposed to have! Watch me relish every drop of pop, every crispy french fry, each crunch of chicken nugget dunked in honey mustard. Watch me as I eat with my bare hands and stuff my face even though I'm trying to lose weight and clearly gaining weight. I push bite after bite into my big mouth.

I've snuck away from the house to secretly eat a whole meal of fast food that I'm not supposed to have! Watch me relish every drop of pop, every crispy french fry, each crunch of chicken nugget dunked in honey mustard. Watch me as I eat with my bare hands and stuff my face even though I'm trying to lose weight and clearly gaining weight. I push bite after bite into my big mouth.