Looking at you, there's one clear thing I can see: Your face would look so much better if I sat on it with my full weight, covering it all up. You would feel so much better having your utter existence hidden away from the world, and the world would be so much beautiful with your face hidden from it, too. Safely tucked in between my ass cheeks, allowed to only breathe when I lift my glorious butt, or only allowed to breathe my sweaty butt while I wiggle and bounce around on your face. A dream come true, truly, this is where your face belongs. This is how you find purpose. You become my seat ...

Looking at you, there's one clear thing I can see: Your face would look so much better if I sat on it with my full weight, covering it all up. You would feel so much better having your utter existence hidden away from the world, and the world would be so much beautiful with your face hidden from it, too. Safely tucked in between my ass cheeks, allowed to only breathe when I lift my glorious butt, or only allowed to breathe my sweaty butt while I wiggle and bounce around on your face. A dream come true, truly, this is where your face belongs. This is how you find purpose. You become my seat and you'll never be anything more!

DONT STOP THERE. BINGE. GOON. SPIRAL.