You get home from work and you see your wife, head buried in the fridge. Wait - isn’t she supposed to be on a diet? You love fat women but both of your families tell you she needs to lose weight...she greets you and asks you what you want for dinner but you had a big lunch so she said she’ll just figure out dinner herself- even though you know she’s already had dinner. She exclaims “babe I know I’m supposed to be on a diet, but...” She brings up the goal you two had of her losing 100lbs so that you two can go on vacation, but she tells you the other plans for that “goal”. She then reminds y... Show more