I’m getting so fat that being immobile is inevitable at this point. I tell you all about my immobility fantasies including wanting the delivery drivers I get so frequently to feed me when I get 2 orders at the same time. Such a pig I’ve become

I’m getting so fat that being immobile is inevitable at this point. I tell you all about my immobility fantasies including wanting the delivery drivers I get so frequently to feed me when I get 2 orders at the same time. Such a pig I’ve become