An old friend of mine and I met up for lunch at a buffet. I down a few plates of food being a greedy gluttonous piggy in public. I don’t care where I am, I stuff myself whenever and wherever I get the chance..things are going great..until she starts asking me about all the weight I’ve gained since she last saw me. She tells me our friends wanted her to talk to me about my weight gain. I tell her I want to be fatter. I struggle to get out of the restaurant booth and waddle to the car where I tried to shove all my fat inside the driver seat eventually leading to me asking my friend to drive b... Show more