We meet up for lunch after not seeing each other for a while. I tell you I’ve only gained a little bit. Maybe 20lbs...+ 200 and that I plan to get back in the gym asap. I start inhaling my Burger King & stop in the midst of all the burping, moaning, & belly play to ask if you wanted any hoping you say no. I tell you that I forgot you were even there because I was so consumed with the greasy fattening food in front of me.

Just when you think I’m done, I whip out a cake & start devouring it.