Thank you for picking up my vitamins. Your diet is awful and you have to watch what you eat as you get older. I'm (Candle Boxxx) feeling a little funny just watching you eat that sugary cereal.

Why am I so stiff and sore? My voice is creaky and I feel like I aged overnight. Looking in the mirror, I realize I have grey hair and that I shrunk from osteoporosis! You think I'm too boring as an old lady? That weird feeling is coming back.

I feel better and am surprised by the long flowing red hair from my college days! Am I really wearing the slutty clothes of my youth? I would...

Thank you for picking up my vitamins. Your diet is awful and you have to watch what you eat as you get older. I'm (Candle Boxxx) feeling a little funny just watching you eat that sugary cereal.

Why am I so stiff and sore? My voice is creaky and I feel like I aged overnight. Looking in the mirror, I realize I have grey hair and that I shrunk from osteoporosis! You think I'm too boring as an old lady? That weird feeling is coming back.

I feel better and am surprised by the long flowing red hair from my college days! Am I really wearing the slutty clothes of my youth? I would never wear a midriff top and pvc skirt in my 40's but now I just want to have fun and stop being responsible. That magic feeling happens again!

With little ponytails and a pink dress, I feel the best I've felt all day! If I take the rest of my vitamins, I can be young and cool like you forever?! You are so smart!