The movers aren't coming today and all the other companies are booked. I (Candle Boxxx) can move the heavy boxes by myself, but am nervous about the heavy bed!

Grunting and cussing like a sailor, I give myself a pep talk and flexing biceps. Let's do this!

Pushing my body against the bed, it's not budging. Lunging, jumping and cursing this stuck bed. I'm confident in my strength but this bed isn't going anywhere!

Per the customer's request there is a lot swearing

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