After having a desk job for so long, I, Candle Boxxx, have decided to get in shape. I used to be super strong and flexible so how hard can this be? I have my thong leotard, shiny tights, scrunchy socks and Princess Reeboks, so let's get physical!

Watching an exercise video, I'm confused by side planks. What happened to old fashioned crunches? Counting down, some cuss words slip out when realizing I may be in over my head.

Another ab workout proves that I had stomach muscles in dire need of strength training. Grunting and groaning, I'm pleased when transitioning to leg kick... Show more