I'm (Candle Boxxx) to a friend on the phone about how you're wearing diapers. I'm whispering to you, asking if you have gone yet. you haven't gone in 5 days! Are you trying to do a constipation game? Doesn't it give you an aching belly? I'm waiting so push down and go potty for me. Why can't you go in a toilet like everyone else? I'm tapping my ballet flats waiting for you to fill your bambinos so we can leave.

Later, I return in my yoga pants, leather jacket and Princess Reeboks with slouchy socks. Have you gone potty yet or do we need to use this enema and 6 suppositories? One fo... Show more