My road is located inside a city but is still fairly isolated considering the location so when I run or walk my it's not uncommon to be followed, considering how attractive I am the cover that the trees provide. Today I'm walking my and you happen to walk up behind me. I'm used to ignoring creepy men so I just go on about my business, but I have gas and I'm not embarassed about it. I walk my and let them rip as I go without worrying about what you think about me as you walk through my very smelly and disgusting flatulence left lingering in the air.