This employee's slacking ass should have been fired long ago! He gets on my nerves and has the world's most slappable face. I called him into my office one day to see if I could at least use him as my sex slave. That day, I discover he had an insane cumshot. Finally a redeeming quality. Instead of firing him, I use him every morning to produce cream for my coffee. One less person in the unemployment line thanks to me.