I knew I shouldn't have gone to Craigslist to find my roommate! Something was off with him from the start. His jobless ass stays home all day lurking around in my closets and sniffing my dirty laundry. I finally caught his ass red handed sniffing my gym socks! Since he wants to smell me so bad, I smother him in my wrank, stank, work soles.

I knew I shouldn't have gone to Craigslist to find my roommate! Something was off with him from the start. His jobless ass stays home all day lurking around in my closets and sniffing my dirty laundry. I finally caught his ass red handed sniffing my gym socks! Since he wants to smell me so bad, I smother him in my wrank, stank, work soles.