I am the hottest chick you know and you want Me sooo badly. I am always pretty nice to you and we hang out a lot. I’m always calling you for favors. You think you might have a chance so you risk it all and ask Me out.

Guess what? I am going to break your heart and bust your balls for it. You should know better. You should realize that I am 1,000 light years out of your league and you don’t have a chance in hell. I’ve known all along about your little crush on Me and I’ve been using it against you all along. And I will continue to do so. You love being My friend zoned lose... Show more