Today is boot cleaning day! I know you've been eagerly waiting for today, for this chance to truly worship my boots, to show your devotion by taking care of my collection of boots and shoes. I've been wearing this pair a lot, so I hope you don't mind if it's extra dirty! And, as always, if your performance is lack-luster, I'll simply replace you with another sub next month, so you better not leave a single spot on my shiny boots today. Get your tongue out and get right in every nook and cranny!

Today is boot cleaning day! I know you've been eagerly waiting for today, for this chance to truly worship my boots, to show your devotion by taking care of my collection of boots and shoes. I've been wearing this pair a lot, so I hope you don't mind if it's extra dirty! And, as always, if your performance is lack-luster, I'll simply replace you with another sub next month, so you better not leave a single spot on my shiny boots today. Get your tongue out and get right in every nook and cranny!