It's your very first day as my secretary! I've been needing the help for a while, so I'm glad you applied! But I'm afraid I have to confess now, since you've already signed all those contracts... Your new job extends well past administrative work and fetching my coffee. You're going to be my personal stress relief toy.

Of course, you'll have specific duties now that I'm more than happy to go over with you...

It's your very first day as my secretary! I've been needing the help for a while, so I'm glad you applied! But I'm afraid I have to confess now, since you've already signed all those contracts... Your new job extends well past administrative work and fetching my coffee. You're going to be my personal stress relief toy.

Of course, you'll have specific duties now that I'm more than happy to go over with you...