I have a trip coming up shortly, and I know the idea of me travelling, relaxing, and luxuriating on your dime gets you so incredibly aroused. Thinking about me sampling the cuisine at Michelin star restaurants makes you break out in cold sweat, hands itching to reach into your wallet.

This guide is perfect for those subs who want- no, NEED- to ensure I have a pampered trip. I even highlight some of the gifts I especially want covered, in case you are frozen in indecision. Be sure to watch this clip with money to spend, toys, or I'll be disappointed in you!

I have a trip coming up shortly, and I know the idea of me travelling, relaxing, and luxuriating on your dime gets you so incredibly aroused. Thinking about me sampling the cuisine at Michelin star restaurants makes you break out in cold sweat, hands itching to reach into your wallet.

This guide is perfect for those subs who want- no, NEED- to ensure I have a pampered trip. I even highlight some of the gifts I especially want covered, in case you are frozen in indecision. Be sure to watch this clip with money to spend, toys, or I'll be disappointed in you!