Feat. Dacey Harlot & Dexter Darkly

You promised your step-mom you wouldn't be on any dating sites now that you’re 18. She says the women on there are filthy whores and she doesn’t want any of them spoiling her perfect prince. Hearing the word ‘whores’ you couldn't help yourself and quickly downloaded as many of these dating app as you could, you haven’t gotten a chance to get lucky yet but you’re definitely going to now!!

Instead after a week of talking and getting ghosted your step-mom enters the room and confronts you with your app profiles!! She’s furious and bends y... Show more