"I know we just met up, but I HAVE to tell you this amazing story about what just happened to me! I got to give a guy an atomic wedgie on me way here!!"

Let me tell you all about my experience earlier and then about a whole bunch of atomic wedgies I've given. I'll tell you about a few fun experiences and then about how I felt the first time I gave a wedgie. After all that, you divulge to me, that you don't even know what an atomic wedgie is! So, of course, being the nice friend I am, I decide to show you, and to my surprise, you're even wear the perfect tighty whities!!