Wow!! We haven't seen each other in years, that's crazy! But... why are you so nervous? Oh.... Oh right.... Haha, I used to hit you in the balls all the time, didn't I? Well, I'll be honest, I'm proud of it, I love doing it still to this day! Remember all those times when.... (This is similar to "your old ballbusting friend" but with new, different stories!)

Recorded on a Blue Yeti Microphone - AUDIO ONLY