We’ve been friends since high school and I know you’ve had a crush on me forever, but honestly, you’re my best friend, not a lover type... That’s why I asked you to find Jake for me on Tinder so long ago! Now, he’s back in town, isn’t that great?!? I know, I know... He likes to hit you in the balls in so many different ways, but it’s always so amusing to me and him. I know you might not be as excited, but I’m thrilled to have him back here! Recorded on a Blue Yeti Microphone - AUDIO ONLY