Let's be honest... Balls make men weak!! Testicles are useless, sensitive little sacks that do nothing but cause pain. Women are so much better at everything and so much stronger because we lack those weak cojones! I'm so glad I don't have balls and I'm going to tell you all how many ways I can destroy them and list off every name I can think of for those pathetic things!

Recorded on a Blue Yeti Microphone - AUDIO ONLY