Uhhhh, what is that thing?!? Oh, that monster in your pants is your cock? Well, that thing certainly isn't going inside me, that's for sure!! Your cock is massive, it's insane and there's no way I'm letting that thing rip me apart, we're never having sex. Oral? Ha, not a chance either. But I do need to make sure you're well aware of just how ridiculous you are and exactly what I think about your cock.