So you need my advice because you want to ask out the girl who bullies me?? Wow... I thought that maybe we could have gone to the dance together, we’ve been friends forever and always stand up for each other. But if you’re set on it, you have to remember that she has seen you get bullied all the time! She has seen you get wedgies, get shoved into a trash can, and teased non stop! She even saw you get pantsed right in front of her last week. I guess I should say too, that if she does say yes, it’s probably just a ploy to pull a prank on you at the dance! Don’t worry, though, when she turns y...

So you need my advice because you want to ask out the girl who bullies me?? Wow... I thought that maybe we could have gone to the dance together, we’ve been friends forever and always stand up for each other. But if you’re set on it, you have to remember that she has seen you get bullied all the time! She has seen you get wedgies, get shoved into a trash can, and teased non stop! She even saw you get pantsed right in front of her last week. I guess I should say too, that if she does say yes, it’s probably just a ploy to pull a prank on you at the dance! Don’t worry, though, when she turns you down, I’ll be right here to comfort you.

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