Your wife came to me and told me all about your sex life... Did you know that she has been faking ever single orgasm she's ever had, and she finds your sexual skills to be abysmal!! She says your cock, tongue and fingers are all lacking in the skills to make her feel good and cum... Best of all, I showed her what a real sexual experience should be like and I can make her orgasm like crazy!

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