Well aren’t you the luckiest man alive! Just like the stories say, I, the magical genie of this lamp, am in service to whomever rubs it. I will grant you, my Master, three wishes of your choice. The only restrictions being you cannot ask for more wishes. However, due to spending centuries in the service of INCREDIBLY horny individuals throughout history, I may have been trained to simply believe every wish is a sexual desire... It’s not my fault that I have been taught to be sexy, smart and devious!

Well aren’t you the luckiest man alive! Just like the stories say, I, the magical genie of this lamp, am in service to whomever rubs it. I will grant you, my Master, three wishes of your choice. The only restrictions being you cannot ask for more wishes. However, due to spending centuries in the service of INCREDIBLY horny individuals throughout history, I may have been trained to simply believe every wish is a sexual desire... It’s not my fault that I have been taught to be sexy, smart and devious!