Thank you for signing up for this trial today and helping me out with all of my theory testing! I do want to make sure that you realize you have been randomly selected for the heavily sexualized trial group, which involves edging, pegging, ruined orgasms, and cum eating. Also please know, once I start, you must follow each instruction perfectly, and it won't stop until the entire test has reached completion!

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