I think I’m finally ready for us to have sex, but there is something really important I need to tell you. See, my pussy is a very specific size and I’m always super worried that whomever I date won’t fit in me the right way.... But wow, now that I see you naked, I’m shocked and super happy to find that you’re just the right size, you’re perfectly small enough for me!! I am so, so happy, this means we can have amazing sex and I don’t have to break up with you!

Recorded on a Blue Yeti Microphone - AUDIO ONLY