Oh... I guess this was bound to happen eventually... So yes, that is my dildo that you found. Um, are you serious? You’re asking if this totally average 6” dildo is my biggest?? Haha, cute joke! Instead, this here 9” thick bad boy is my biggest one! It’s also the one I use the most frequently. Why are you so surprised by their size? You can’t be that small.... R-right? Oh, wow, I didn’t expect you to be like 3” and thin! I actually have an idea, how about I stroke this massive toy of mine and you can jerk off for me while staring at a real man-sized cock. Make sure you follow my instruction...

Oh... I guess this was bound to happen eventually... So yes, that is my dildo that you found. Um, are you serious? You’re asking if this totally average 6” dildo is my biggest?? Haha, cute joke! Instead, this here 9” thick bad boy is my biggest one! It’s also the one I use the most frequently. Why are you so surprised by their size? You can’t be that small.... R-right? Oh, wow, I didn’t expect you to be like 3” and thin! I actually have an idea, how about I stroke this massive toy of mine and you can jerk off for me while staring at a real man-sized cock. Make sure you follow my instructions!