Alright, let’s get this over with. (I can’t believe I got the job of re-measuring disgusting small cocks today...) I will remove your chastity cage, stroke your cock (Ewwww, I hate touching these insignificant things!!) and then re-measure your penis size. If you are still under the minimum cock size set out by our government, you will be locked back up and labelled as “too small” (As if my co-worker would have measured wrong and he's bigger now...) So let’s get started, I guess?

Alright, let’s get this over with. (I can’t believe I got the job of re-measuring disgusting small cocks today...) I will remove your chastity cage, stroke your cock (Ewwww, I hate touching these insignificant things!!) and then re-measure your penis size. If you are still under the minimum cock size set out by our government, you will be locked back up and labelled as “too small” (As if my co-worker would have measured wrong and he's bigger now...) So let’s get started, I guess?