Welcome to your first day at your new job here, at the sperm bank! I know this might be a bit of a weird requirement, but we do need a semen sample from each and every one of our male employees. After we get and test the sample, there is one more thing we require of you... And please, do realize that this is written in your employment contract, but you must clean up the rest of your sample. That’s right, you’ll have to eat the rest of your own cum.

Recorded on a Blue Yeti Microphone - AUDIO ONLY