I know this is going to sound a bit crazy, sweetie, but Step-Mommy really needs to talk to you about this... You see... Step-Mommy hates your new girlfriend. I know I said the same thing about your last one too, but I really feel like no matter who you bring home, they just aren’t right for you! Who do I think would be best, you ask? Well... I think Step-Mommy is the right one for you...

Recorded on a Blue Yeti Microphone - AUDIO ONLY