I was in your room today and found something most curious, a ruler with marks at the 4” part... So is it for measuring something weird like a spit string or something? Just kidding! I know you’ve been measuring your dick and I can’t believe it’s actually that small!! I bet you're not measuring correctly, right? Are you suuuure it’s that teeny tiny? Let's measure it together and then I’ll even jerk off the little thing after. So you get to feel a woman’s touch for the first... and likely only time, lol.

Recorded on a Rode NT1 - AUDIO ONLY

I was in your room today and found something most curious, a ruler with marks at the 4” part... So is it for measuring something weird like a spit string or something? Just kidding! I know you’ve been measuring your dick and I can’t believe it’s actually that small!! I bet you're not measuring correctly, right? Are you suuuure it’s that teeny tiny? Let's measure it together and then I’ll even jerk off the little thing after. So you get to feel a woman’s touch for the first... and likely only time, lol.

Recorded on a Rode NT1 - AUDIO ONLY