You've finally come to, I'm glad! Now you're probably wondering why you're in a place you don't recognize with a person you don't know... Well, I've stolen you away and am going to make your family pay to get you back!! The thing is, I have to prove you are who I say you are. So, I'm going to milk a cum sample out of you that they can DNA test for proof! But, I do have to let you know, I'll have to ruin a few first to make sure the final sample is nice and strong!

Recorded on a Blue Yeti Microphone - AUDIO ONLY