Your caring, sweet girlfriend has really been trying to convince you to get circumcised, so she summoned me, the Circumcision Fairy! When I look back in your memories I am shocked to find that you don’t have any negative feelings about that gross floppy thing between your legs... I guess I will have to alter those memories and make you think that growing up uncut was horrible! I bet you will have a ton of humiliating stories to tell your girlfriend about in the morning, but don't worry, she will be there to support you through your inevitable surgery!

Your caring, sweet girlfriend has really been trying to convince you to get circumcised, so she summoned me, the Circumcision Fairy! When I look back in your memories I am shocked to find that you don’t have any negative feelings about that gross floppy thing between your legs... I guess I will have to alter those memories and make you think that growing up uncut was horrible! I bet you will have a ton of humiliating stories to tell your girlfriend about in the morning, but don't worry, she will be there to support you through your inevitable surgery!