For the longest time I have been one of those magical people that can hear a body part talking to me. I got the lucky talent of being able to hear penis' talk to me! Today it's going to turn out to be a great bonus because I heard what yours wants and I'm here to help your dry spell!

The script for this was written by u/CyborgFairy on Reddit.

Recorded on a Blue Yeti Microphone - AUDIO ONLY