I've called uncle Mike and he's on his way over here to give you wedgies!! It's been a bit since he visited and he's been benching dweebs like you, so these wedgies are going to be intense! Don't worry, let me imitate how you'll sound because I know it will be pathetic! Once he leaves, I'm going to tease you even more, I'm going to talk all about how pathetic you sounded!!

Recorded on a Blue Yeti Microphone - AUDIO ONLY