I'm your school counselor and I've asked you to come to my office to chat today because I'm worried about you... Well, you see, you are the exact definition of a nerd, from the way you dress to the way to act and talk! I'm worried that you're going to get bullied, I know how popular guys treat nerds like you.

But wait... You don't want to take my advice and change?? Well then, I guess I'll just have to tell you about how I'm going to teach you a lesson. Maybe those guys over in detention would like to give you a wedgie and string you up on the flag pole.

Think that will te...

I'm your school counselor and I've asked you to come to my office to chat today because I'm worried about you... Well, you see, you are the exact definition of a nerd, from the way you dress to the way to act and talk! I'm worried that you're going to get bullied, I know how popular guys treat nerds like you.

But wait... You don't want to take my advice and change?? Well then, I guess I'll just have to tell you about how I'm going to teach you a lesson. Maybe those guys over in detention would like to give you a wedgie and string you up on the flag pole.

Think that will teach you a lesson??

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