It is that time, pathetics. Holiday cheer surrounds you and you have nowhere to go, nobody to love. Except yourself. You've been a good boy this year, I think it's really nice and deserved to treat yourself, since nobody else wants to. Go ahead and pump off, I'm even nice enough to throw you a bone. Lay back and enjoy yourself, obedient loser dick....10, 9, 8, 7... *Get noticed. Tribute your life savings*