HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!! You losers are only invited because I want some fun toys to play with today. It's my birthday party and I want to humiliate someone in front of my guests. Of course your schedule is cleared since nobody loves you and you never have anything to do. What a super fun event! LOL. I KNOW you have brought plenty of extravagant gifts to please me. You wouldn't want to look like a loser, now, would you? HAHA.