You are lonely, you are desperate. You want to belong. You have a place in my club, loser. As a drone. Listen to the sound of my voice and fall into a trance as you watch shadows dance on my perfect petite body. I am perfection and you are my drone. You will obey my every single snap from now on, and pay. You will pay.

Want to impress me even more? Want to get noticed?

Hit that tribute button.