If you're watching this, I'm gone on my honeymoon. I'm getting fucked hard, fucked silly, probably pregnant by now. All you have here is an incomplete message, a glimpse into what a real sex life looks like. In true cuck fashion, you will pay for our dinner and be thankful you can even be so privileged to do so. In true cuck fashion, you will finish into your hand and throw it back. This really is the best you'll ever hope to get.