I know you never win at ANYTHING in your life. You have the worst luck at every turn. Just once you wish there was a way you could WIN, no matter what! Well, loser, I have just the game for you! I've personally designed every spin with a prize so that you walk away with a false sense of accomplishment and purpose. You'll feel so good knowing you had such a good streak of luck. You'll feel so good knowing you finally won.