I know you like curves, you like women who smoke and you like to see the passion, the fire in someone's core. My BFF, your wife, lacks all of that big time. She's lost a lot of weight and now she is skinny, she stopped smoking completely even though when she used to she didn't smoke much. She is boring and you just can't take it anymore! I called you with a technical issue that gets it's solving in between my legs...

I know you like curves, you like women who smoke and you like to see the passion, the fire in someone's core. My BFF, your wife, lacks all of that big time. She's lost a lot of weight and now she is skinny, she stopped smoking completely even though when she used to she didn't smoke much. She is boring and you just can't take it anymore! I called you with a technical issue that gets it's solving in between my legs...