you're such a useless pissant that even I look like a slob, cleaning up after you all day! I stink! I haven't gotten to take a shower because you leave a trail of dirt like an undisciplined Pigpen. you want to be rewarded by sniffing my sweaty armpits, but you don't even deserve a sniff of my socks! now fetch step-momma her smoke because it's the only way you seem like less of a disappointment. you'd be better off if you were my ashtray; an inanimate object. much better than having been born just to waste my days away.