This poor, sad little guy decided to get a SPH dick rating from my store and requested me to be mean... so what else could I do? I just had to laugh at what a tiny little cock it was and why you would subject yourself to the humiliation that comes with having such a small penis and showing it to women LOL. You should really take my advice.... And if you are brave enough, you can get your own dick rating (with or without SPH, whether you've got a shrimp or a baseball bat! (Shared with permission, no identifying details or pictures shown)